i think i dropped myself as a baby

Posted July 23 with 187,240 notes via: qothqueen from: catholicnun.


*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

Posted July 23 with 231,806 notes via: humorking from: tympanista.

Re-blog if you’re accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything

Posted July 23 with 87,519 notes via: sweetfucktory


how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet
Posted July 23 with 389,541 notes via: phobias from: keyblacles.


this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

Posted July 23 with 455,084 notes via: beyoncevevo from: hwlllstr.


Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off

Posted July 22 with 250,211 notes via: sextnoise from: ruinedchildhood.

Posted July 22 with 921 notes via: in0blivi0n from: infinite-stormers.
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